Just the other day I talked about a tattooed penis, and now there’s news about a penis tattoo. This apparently happened last week, in Argentina:
A football fan is suing a tattooist who drew a penis on his back instead of his favourite team’s badge.
The teenager asked to have the Boca Juniors logo etched on his back.
But the tattoo artist was a supporter of rival team River Plate and decided to have some fun at his young customer’s expense.
The victim, who cannot be named, said: ‘I could not see what he was tattooing because he didn’t have a mirror. I only saw it when I got home and showed it to my parents.’
Yeah, I’ll bet mom and dad were just a bit suprised when junior came home and hiked up his shirt to show off his cool new tat. “Uh, son, that doesn’t look much like the Boca badge to me…”
A police officer involved in the case described it as “unbelievable.” You think?
I suppose this shows exactly how rabid soccer/football fans can be. It also indicates why no one — particularly someone underage — should go get a tattoo by themselves, and why you shouldn’t believe a tattoo artist who tells you he doesn’t have a mirror.
I hope they make the artist pay for a cover-up tattoo (done by someone else, of course), or laser removal of the offending, um, member.