on the merits of dialing carefully

https://i2.wp.com/www.geekologie.com/2007/08/29/rotary-cell-phone.jpg(phone rings)

Me: “Hello?”

Male voice: “Hi!”

(I don’t recognize the voice. trying to think who it could be.)

Me: “Hi…”

Male voice, with sultry enthusiasm: “I’m painting my toenails, just the way you like!”

(I am utterly speechless. a pause ensues.)

Me: “Umm…”

Male voice, now surprised and nervous: “Is this Christine?”

Me, trying not to laugh: “You have so got the wrong number!”

(click!)

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