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sex workers look forward to GOP convention

https://i2.wp.com/wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2008/01/11/image3699996g.jpgYou have to love it. According to American Prospect magazine, sex workers are gearing up for both political conventions. However, those in Colorado (who will be servicing Democrats) aren’t as enthused as those in Minneapolis (who will be on call for Republicans). Apparently the GOP delegates like to have grand parties with prostitutes in between sessions of political business — and they keep the sex workers much busier than Democrats do.

Here’s the American Prospect item:

Conventional Sex

Will actual business, for the first time in decades, be conducted at this year’s political conventions? With the economy in decline, America’s prostitutes are counting on it.

Sex and adult entertainment workers in Denver and Minneapolis are gearing up for the conventions, which they say bring a boom in business as more than 35,000 out-of-towners descend on the cities. It’s nothing new; conventions have long brought stimulus (of the economic sort) to the towns that host them. During the GOP convention in New York in 2004, some sex workers offered special discounts.

But Denver-area prostitutes are feeling a little down that they got stuck with the Democrats. “It would be a lot better for the sex workers if it was the Republican convention. We get a lot more business,” Carol Leigh, a San Francisco prostitute who regularly heads off to convention destinations, told the Rocky Mountain News. “I don’t know if they’re just frustrated because of the family values agenda.”

Who says there’s no difference between the two parties?

paradise by the dashboard light

https://i2.wp.com/ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/0756624614.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpgSlide into the driver’s seat, grab the gearshift, and get ready for a smooth ride with Carma Sutra: The Auto-Erotic Handbook. Here’s the publisher’s description:

Unbuckle your seatbelt for this, the first-ever manual of sex positions for in-car entertainment! Fully illustrated and packed with helpful, practical, model-specific advice, this glove-compartment-sized guide contains everything readers need to rev up their sex drive!

if you need it, do you have Plan B?

https://i1.wp.com/www.albany.edu/cpsp/sites/p-q/p-q8.jpgWhat’s the most effective way to prevent abortion? Anyone, speak right up.

That’s right: Don’t have sex.

And, is it realistic to suppose that human beings, young and old, married and not, with or without reliable birth control available, will make sensible sexual decisions 100% of the time?

You, in the back: Yes, you’re correct. People have potentially pregnancy-causing sex all the time, despite knowing better. What’s up with that? Are they stupid?

No, just human, with human sex drives. Fortunately, if the condom breaks, or you’re forced into a sex act, or you’re just plain stupid in the heat of the moment, there’s an easy, efficient way to prevent an unwanted pregnancy and thus prevent an abortion: Plan B.

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